burger king

Once I ate a hamburger from them. That night I got bad diarrhea.

It was painful.

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thumbprint

Eating so much fluff that you cease to exist. it makes you appreciate the stuff a lot more, supposedly.

A:how much blotter would be needed to equal a thumbprint?
B:aint enough in the world, man!

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dillhole

The hole at the end of the "Wang"

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smell

Something that your nose picks up...can be nice, pungent or make you gag.

Scott liked to smell his farts

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dirtyfoot

N. dirty Florida crack whore.

I just saw that dirtyfoot behind 7-11 blowing tyrone.

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MS-DOS

Microsoft Disk Operating System.

Guy 1: MS-DOS is a great operating system.

Guy 2: Yeah, too bad few know how to use it.

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in the buff

To be nude

strippers are in the buff

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