chase the carrot

ti masterbate with chettos

6👍 33👎

emuworld

emuworld = deh pwn!

emuworld pwnz j00

4👍 3👎

emuworld

a place on the internet to legally masturbate

i pooped up my goo

4👍 11👎

Calexico

a most awesome band with a mix of mexican folk music and rock

"Calexico's latest cd is off the hook"

41👍 20👎

hermaphroditie

the Queen/King of all hermaphrodites

On July 25th, all hermaphrodites pray to their queen/king so that their souls may be saved from hermaphrodite hell.

18👍 9👎

Gurl

See Girl.

25👍 38👎

Pinchkin

when a woman pinches your wee while she is sucking upon your gentle giant

"Stop giving me a pinchkin Cassandra im about to tee tee on your chin

-1👍 5👎