NOS

Nitrous Oxide setup by NOS for an engine.

Basically, if you use nitrous oxide, your car isn't fast enough. NOS is crap. Get a real engine and you won't need NOS.

Shit, that guy has nitrous? What a loser. He should get some sense and so some real shit to his engine.

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The Joker

A villain of the Batman universe, first appearing in Batman #1 (1940). He is considored to be the Caped Crusader's arch nemesis. His title is the "Clown Prince of Crime".

The Joker's real name is unknown, though according to the first movie starring Nicholson, it might of been Jack Napier. The catalyst of his insanity has different tellings:

Originally a failed comedian, coerced into crime after the deaths of his wife and unborn child. Disguised as the "Red Hood", he failed to steal from Monarch Playing Cards. Running from Batman, he fell into a waste pool by the Ace Chemical Processing.

Surving the accident, it coloured his hair green, bleached his skin white and deformed his mouth into a red smile. Using eccentric weapons like acid spilling flowers and static joy-buzzers, he sadistically amuses his victims before he murders them. Other schemes include bribery and terroism.

The sidekick and former pyschiatrist of The Joker is Harley Quin (a.k.a Harleen Quinzel). She accompanies and supports her love interest in his crimes in Gotham City.

"Do I look like I'm joking?"

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schmenu

Bastardization of Shenmue, a strange Dreamcast game.

<@Zap2> i don't like selling my games, but i could definately part ways with schmenu or something

barse

A compound word of bollocks or balls and arse. Which is handy 'cos that's where it is as well.

See also wordGooch/word

"Damn it! I wish I hadn't cut my finger-nails so short, I can't get a decent purchase to scratch my barse!"

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audge

1. of superior knowledge and intellect
2. exquisite beauty

I wish I was like Audge.

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Vagina

Female genitalia.

When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

Exit for a baby.

He had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my vagina. Next time I'll just use a dildo.

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Vagina

that sweet, sweet hot spot that i love for someone to lick.

I just want you to stick ya penis in mah vagina.

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