monta vista

the school for kids who can score 1600 but still cant spell MONTE.

i go to monta vista. that's right, thats monta with an A.

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arp

short for adress routing protocol. Used in networking computers. If you need more info google it.

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absailing

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff

The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop

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sermia

Industrial rotary filter trade mark...
term often used for any make of similar machine, (like frigidair for refrigerator)

yo yo smuggler

A comic phrase meant to describe the look of a vagina when in tight pants or shorts. (synonyms: camel toe, moose knuckle)

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moon on a stick

when one wishes to have it all

"would you like anything else? the moon on a stick perhaps?"

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mindless self indulgence

techno industrial pussy-punk! at least the lead singer (urine) calls it that! They are absolutly brilliant live and they are what all the cool retards aare listening to so buy there CD so they can buy another can of soup!!!

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