pre-cummers

when a guy cums too early

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farkwin's law

Related to godwin's law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on FARK increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. Coined by Jack31081

"as a discussion on Fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished"

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dasefex

owns all! is UNTOUCHABLE...your flag is never safe

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taming the shrew

taming your knob to stand up

i tamed my shrew last night

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cookoo-riffic

acting completely out of your mind

after i was slipped that multi-vitamin, i was being totally cookoo-riffic

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pengus

a gay homosexual

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no surrender snooker

Playing snooker in the dark in a locked room until someone comes along with the key and releases the survivor.

You've fucked my mom for the last time - you and me are gonna play some no surrender snooker!!!

...what? I don't know what that means you fucking prick.

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