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Fittest newsreader ever. It's now become an adjective.
28π 15π
a man with a very large penis that extend from 10 to 14 inches in len
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There was a Starbucks....across the street from a starbucks!
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An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.
"Yes Dear, I know it's an ugly bruise, but I was overcome with hotpocket."
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Why don't you bend over so I can see your Hot Pocket?
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any kind of mexican that gawks at you as though he/she has never seen such a beautiful creature as you are
ewww, don't look at me and smile you enchilada!
14π 49π