grimy

yucky, gross or dirty

Eww!! My hands feel so grimy!!

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having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

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Scoots440

When a guy sticks 440 anal beeds in his ass and after he pulls them out, slids, or "scoots" he ass across the carpet for the sensation, it ofter leaves a shit trail because the anus is loosened by the beeds.

Tony likes running at West Point because he can scoots440 on the carpeted track.

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Ass Speelonker

A butt pirate.

Chuck is a real butt-fucking ass speelonker!

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sofa king

A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".

"Dag, yo! I am sofa king high!"
"I could jump off a cliff, I'm sofa king bored..."
"I'm sofa king stoned..."
"You're sofa king stupid!"

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Firepie

Someone whose name is ubiquitous in intellectual conversations.

"You know, to piggyback on what Firepie was saying about multiciplicity and fragmentation in people who are reducible to the group in power to nothing more than their embodied selves..."

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drop a plate on

<v> To physically harm someone usually in an extreme manner

He was talkin' smack about my cat, so I dropped a plate on his head.

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