Hell

A place where you get poked with pitchforks by red men with horns and goatlegs and listen to the Village People sing for the rest of eternity.

Satan: Welcome to Hell, sinner! *pokes victim*
*man screams*
Out of nowhere: In the Navy...

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grits

Another word for a cigarette.

Can I bum a grit?

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hummina hummina

another name for "having sex"

Yeah, me and Joe... we hummina hummina last night.

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pimpersqweekle

LIke the blank tile in scrabble, the word to use when u cant remember/think of the word u meant to use.

the electrons form a uh.. pimpersqweekle which....

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markp

A schmucky jew

That kid is such a markp

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Wide Neck

Someone who is retarded. Also see thick tongue

The "wide neck" rode the short yellow bus to school

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spoofer

A teller of tall tales that often happened to a friend of a friend and therefore cannot be substantiated.

Bod: One of Mungo's mates woke up in a bath full of ice cubes minus a liver and...
Graham: Ohh shut up Bod, if you can prove that happened you can give me a Len Brennan!!

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