the shocker

Two in the pink, one in the stink

i was shocked she didnt like the shocker?!?

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the shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink
In laymen's terms 2 in the vaginal opening 1 in the anal opening

" she went wild when i gave her the shocker "

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the shocker

two in the goo, one in the poo

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Nakey

Dirty old man thats gets young girls to masturbate so as too see if they get wankers rickets

<Nakey> lol im gunna try and get her to masturbate standing up and see if she gets wankers rickets..

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Nakey

NakeyLuke is a person who wants to know what happens to girls when they masturbate

Nakey wants to know what happens to girls when they masturbate

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chek out tym

See check out time for real definitions, not incoherent ones.

Learn to spell, cock-polisher!

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zeus

1.) A male of any species that engages in sexual intercourse with otherwise inanimate objects and animals.

2.) A guy that will fuck anything.

Joe is such a zeus, just look at him go at with that dead possum!

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