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New label for French Fries in Congressional cafeterias. Also 'Freedom Toast'.
Other projected changes include renaming 'Swiss cheese' to 'American cheese' and 'American cheese' to 'Really American cheese'.
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(n.) a two-year-old's temper tantrum perpetrated by a theoretically grownup asshat
Looking up from his dump truck, the theoretical leader of the free world had an attack of Freedom Fries: "Oh yeah, stupid Frenchy?! Well... Well... We're gonna rename all our bastardized versions of your food so..." <sticks thumbs in ears and wiggles fingers as he blows a raspberry>
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During WWII Sauerkraut became "liberty cabbage" in America. IsnΓΒ΄t it ironic?
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every other country just calls them hot chips...
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A small, nocturnal rodent. Virginal and tech-obsessed; kind of like a packrat, only hornier and geekier.
"Did you see that creepy little Jiffy following us around, staring at my ass and playing with his Palm?"
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1. Sean McGraw 2. A person who is a pansy and takes things way to seriously. 3. Academy brat
Sean McGraw got mad and decided to go to the Naval Academy
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The best doughnut in the world.
Those original glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts are superb!
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