King Bowser

a fatass koopa king (turtle) with spikes on his shell, can breethe fire, and even ram you with his horns. He's an imaptient asshole who treats his servents like shit and is a pervert who wants to hump Peach, but Mario and Luigi always kick his ass.

So,I saw King Bowser stare at a picture of Princess Peach and he was humping the poster, and when I saw it, I was pissing in my pants!

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pakys

smelly tattoo/dog

inferior to other ppl due to lack in size of manhood

smelly tattoo/dog

inferior to other ppl due to lack in size of manhood

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Pakys

Residents of Pennsyltucky...

Combine state abbreviatioins for Pennsylvania (PA) and Kentucky (KY)

Penn State fans are just a bunch of hick pakys (note the redundancy).

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flo

a horny little bastard

RRRRRR....your flo

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hopfo

sdf

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Phuc

Tall dark and hansome. A very beautiful and lucky man

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Fiesta

A Great Kid, Named Marc, and a Fuckin Great Time.

Hi "Fiesta" how are you? How was the "Fiesta?!"

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