culattas

herbs.

i'm gonna kill that culattas.

mjew

To mjew, to express something.

<bjorne> mjew!

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magic fist

when you punch a whore in the cum flaps so hard it leads to instant penetration, thus making the fist to vanish. Now that's magic.

'Can you explain this for me please?'

'yes doc - i was had the tv changer in my hand flicking thru all the cable shite when mom said we were broke and how we could do with a magic wish right now to sort things out'

'I guess you mis-heard her then?'

'Fuck you cockknocker!'

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hoochie momma

slut

aka haley & revi

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hoochie momma

A hoochie who has had children or is pregnant.

Your moms is a hoochie momma, just ask the neighborhood.

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St. Patrick's Day

Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink Guinness. Get snot hanging drunk. Act like an idiot. Blame March 17th.

"Man you are really hung over. And, you're wearing like 100 different kinds of shamrock pins and buttons... and a lot of green. What happened to you?"
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."

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ioren

The jeetest ao-girl alive on the internet cyber-space.

Hey, did you hear about that uber jeet h4x0r chick named ioren?

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