chatham

a town in new jersey that wishes it was as wealthy (but falsely believes it is more so) or as good at lacrosse as its neighbor, Summit.

"You're from Chatham? You're a fucking freak!"

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longdong

a big ass penis

(_)_)=========D

Igor get that longdong out of your mouth again.

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Kamikaze Watermelon

A flying watermelon that screams "Wheee" towards its target. Causes little harm, but can awake zeeky h-bombs. From the Demented Cartoon Movie.

"Whee!" (Splat)

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schnarf

definately, absolutely, positively, surely

Statement : It sure is hot today....
Reply: Fer schnarf!!!!

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penis lover

A person who loves the cock and gets aroused by rather large male organs

Katie was always craving to suck on something large; she was a penis-lover.

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toll free

Usually an 800/866/877/888 telephone number, which when called, the owner of the number pays the fees instead of the caller. These numbers are usually owned by big companies.

Toll free numbers are very expensive to own.

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Gayfer

a very homosexual person

Kenny who sits inside his house all day and is afraid of real life outside his computer

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