ben dover

A common name used in a crank call.

"Hello, I'm looking for a man whose last name is Dover, first name Ben."
"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"
"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hahahahah"
"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."

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cottage cheese

white residue found on an unwashed penis, very smelly

yes I suck cock but I don't eat cottage cheese

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roommate

Hated enemy, nemesis

Ah, we meet again, my cursed roommate!

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roommate

fuck friend. also see mini mouse

i kicked my roommate to the curb

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russ-dawg

gay canadian with children and one testicle

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Nifkin

A misspelling of the word "bifkin", which is the skin between one's ass and dick

My bifkin is REALLY BIG

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Burtnie

A female who is the most pathetic being on this planet, has robot characteristics, rui-like intelligence, and throws her lips around any cockflesh she can find.

"Oh my god... that girl is such a fuckin Burtnie its ridiculous"
"Someone needs a blowjob...go find a burtnie"

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