Book

Go read a book instead of looking at urban dictionary get smart get a job and get your homework done

Dan: aren’t we supposed to be doing homework

Bill: no we just gonna look up book in the urban dictionary

Dan: well I can tell you the definition of book right now

Bill: I DONT CARE DAN

Dan: I’m sad

Bill: SHUT UP DAN

Ducking

When your phone autocorrectes f***ing(not f***ing as in smashing as in u f***ing b***h)

Me: you ducking butch

Me: oops autocorrect lol

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