eyegasm

An orgasm achieved by the physical touching of eyeballs as the result of an eye kiss.

They only had to eye kiss for about 5 minutes before he had an eyegasm.

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Peter Sinclair

A New Zealand TV person who is now dead but was known for turning up at the hospital with a marmite jar stuck up his batty.

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Geimvera

A guy who has too many hard drives.

"<Geimver> Damn it, freebsd crashed AGAIN!"

shovel face

ugly whore whos face look like it got beaten with a shovel and is melting

Did you see that ugly whore, it looks like her face got beaten with a shovel.

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Wogdog

A Dirty smelly stinky bastard of a dog

Blooming hek look at the lovely wogdog

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goatse.cx'd

What happens to people who cling desperately to the last thread of hope that Jopapa jokes may actually still be funny

Dude1: I know a guy who'd fuck that newborn HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude2: *goatse.cx's Dude1*
Dude1: *dies*

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for shurtzle my nurtzle

Jewish for "fo shizzle my nizzle"

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