Schrix

I b**** and f*c*i*g son of a b****

You Schrix, You

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Alimony

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

"I'd leave the worthless, no-hummer givin' bitch, but the alimony would kill me."

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scurvy

a disease you don't want but you don't have to worry about it if you eat oranges. God knows why.

I forgot to eat my oranges. Now I have scurvy.

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scurvy

like the mange only in humans

my roommate has the scurvy because he's a potato eater

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Blaster

a big line of cocaine

yo lets go do a big blaster

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Patu

Maori word for dirty. It now means stink or stupid

Your mum is Patu!
That car was Patu!

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Chicago Style

adverb meaning "without pants"

Drunken Chicago Style video game playing is best with women.

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