Soviet Union

A country that still exists. The Soviets tricked us into thinking that they broke up in the 90s, but they really didn't.

The reason why the Siovet Union did not break up in the 90s was because they had no reason to. Bigger country=more power.

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slather blausen

A German chef that hurls a bucket of batter in your face when you open the door, and strumbles back from his lack of balance.

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bazlin

Extremely annoying to the point of insanity; irksome; rejection works inversely upon this rare being, only causing it to become more of a bother

The Bazlen took many blows to the stomach before eventually ceasing its yapping.
The firealarm was incredibly bazlin because it would not silence.

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cretinoid

a person clasified as a cretin or other primary example of a subnormal, defectictive puttyhead.

Take back your cretinoid logic you shiteball.

bails

balls or testicles

"suc mi bails" (spanish)
"you love bails" (fairness)

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rhcp001

A Leet friend.

Aaaah look its RHCP001, ling.

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Gruntboy

A woman with facial hair and a clitoris long enough to be mistaken for an extremely small penis.

She was born a bit of a Gruntboy, but I think she is contemplating surgery.

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