Hailie's sake

The only reason why Eminem is getting back with his crackhead ex-wife.

Eminem will live with a crackhead for Hailie's sake.

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How rare

An announcement of shock at an event

"He's got a penis on his head"
"How Rare"

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lerato

Enormously FAT female with incredibly thick skull. Very slow in the head, takes days to comprehend simple tasks.

A Lerato is fat and stupid...It's favorite things include eating large portions of food and then stealing candy from small children only to devour it in their faces.

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a fifth

Not 1750ml. It's 750ml. a 1750ml bottle is usally called a 1.75

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a fifth

a weak ass bottle of alcohol that couldn't get a silly bitch drunk!!!

"a fifth? shit man what am i a silly bitch?"

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zonin

to be so stoned you in your own zone

i was zonin so bad yesterday i was in my laughing zone

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pull-pants-down machine

A creation that is now an embarassment to its creator.

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