smokey

an ocifer of the law

That smokey is on my ass again.

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bantam

A fighting midget.

The bantam defended his midget friends from a toddler.

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fuzzybumper

a lesbian

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moribach

A gigantic ass.

WHOA! Would you look at that moribach?!?!!

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talking to ones self

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.

Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?

break

A short reprieve from your duties at work. Usually 15 minutes in length. How many of them you get depends on how long your shift is and/or company policy.

I'm going on break ... be back in 15

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Whisker Biscuit

pussy

I got a little whisker biscuit last night

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