super john

Sex crazed half Mexican computer engineer bent on spreading the joy of porn to all

Super John, will you please log off that porn site and get back to work.

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daughtrey

playa

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one punch mikey

Retard who likes gay jokes due to his lack of confidence in his own sexual preferences, tries to mask his homosexuality by questioning other peoples sexuality.

My name is one punch mikey i am a loser

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rationing

Witholding as a means of manipulation, especially sex.

Bitches be rationing out the pussy.

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trojan fart

1. (n) A poop that sneaks out of one's butt by disguising itself as gas.
2. (n) A poop in farts' clothing.
3. (n) A Hershey squirt

Alfred thought he was about to pass gas but much to his chagrin he accidentally released some fecal matter; he was mortified by his trojan fart.

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slab

an amount of cocaine.

aye folk i need a twenty slab so i can set up shop.

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.hack//sign

a really cool show that is a bit too dramatic.

Ummm, i dont usually cry when play Diablo2.....unless i lose my Nats set.

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