limp biscuit

When you can't get a hard on.

After she made that remark to me I was just a limp biscuit.

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nut hut

Slang for mental hospital.

Tommy threatened to kill himself, so they put him in the nut hut for two weeks.

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Toothy blow

a blowjob that envolves too much teeth and not enough tongue... and it hurts if they bite...

Kathie gave me a toothy blowjob, and btw she hasn't been using whitening tooth paste...

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Zeus cannon

My penis.

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ht

A pro online gamer

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ht

hymen thrasher

That HT is one heck of a guy.

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numnuts

A Rangers Supporter

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