day student

An incredible loser.

lounge lizard

See Jiggalo

The slippery tongue lounge lizard waited in the cocktail lounge for an old lady to sweet talk, and clean out. Sometimes that calls for being a portable douche.

chafa

ghetto. cheap. can't afford.

Bench Press

this is not recommended for people who weigh less then the bar. (dish)

The Hawk

oil nigger

arabs

fuck them middle east oil niggers

notcha

Also known as taint, grudle, and several other names.

philosphers stone

A form of truffle-like magic mushroom, legal in most countries

Have you got any philosophers stones?