schlap schlop

the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.

Excuse me madam, but can you hear the schlap-schlopping of my scrotum?

Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.

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deadorioles

A 30 year old man that still lives with his parents. He constantly nags about how terrible the Baltimore Orioles' front office is.

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burleson

A dumbass CA who drives a four wheel vehicle with too many stickers and a red flashing light.

Shit... people keep leaving our organization because of that damn burleson. I hope he has a fatal crash into a tree before more people leave.

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shitty pete

the conition of one's penis after fucxkin Justina in the ass.

Justina gave me a shitty pete.

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fx7

Also Known As nick. The most Uber Elite hax0r on 56k!

HAHA, I just pulled a fx7 on your ass.

urine

what new york city smells like

especially the subways

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The Fruity Penguins

The greatest band to ever play in the entire world!!! TFP rocks!!! www.thefruitypenguins.com

I want to hear more of The Fruity Penguins

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