goya

my cock

I really want some girl to suck on my goya.

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muffin

a girl who's name you dont know but want to have sex with her

hey muffin... wanna hang at my crib

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Stiny

n. A supervillain's little sidekick that he's always ordering around.

Stiny, get me a Danish!

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kovaled

to be up the creek without a paddle; Bad Luck; Screwed over.

"man I cannot believe that whore kovaled me by going out with my best friend"

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Necrosaddist

The Royal Family

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Gunishment

The punishment doled out to convicted paedophiles in order to de-wrong their brains. (etymology: gun + punishment; source: Chris Morris, 2001)

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lemming

Somebody who follows the crowd the dominant idea

The americans are lemmings

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