Rumpleforeskin

One who is able to pick pubic hair and spin the hair fibers into pure gold by wrapping the hair around their foreskin. Usually told as a children's fable or fairy tale, but is now in circulation as slang.

Hey, I wanna be Rumpleforeskin so I can be rish!

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cream

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

see "Wu-Tang Clan"

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klaymen

Greek god of Klay. Klay-men arose from the Clay because he was awesome.

God that guy is awesome, he's like klay.

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boots

a San Jose word meaning something sucks

"Ms. Walsh's class is boots!"

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kegels

the act of pleaing any gender by using this form while having sexual intercourse.

I practiced my kegels so I can pleasure my boyfriend more.

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E.O.C

erect on command

I can get E.O.C.

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auto destruct

A system aboard starships whose single purprose is to destroy the ship. Usually used to prevent bad guys from capturing the ship.

Usuallt requires at least 2-3 senior officers to activate, although on Voyager, Janeway could do it on her authorization alone.

Computer, initiate auto destruct sequence, authorization Janeway PI Alpha 47. Set at 5 minute silent countdown ... enable.

Computer: Bleeeep, auto destruct system enaged, warp core overload in 4 minutes 55 seconds. There will be no further audio warnings.

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