omaf

a body of slowly working ineffectual beauraucrats accomplishing nothing but the rapid decomposition of my mind, memories and sense of self worth.

i mock, mock, mock the sugar woman who was so bitter and then i laughed and clapped an emailed houratio about the butterfly bouncers who tried so hard but failed and then i put on my hawaiian shirt and started a meaningless rivalry to pass the time and ate too much food in compensation for lack of wages.

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nee blasties

what geordies say when you are taking a penalty in a game of headers and volleys

nee fuckin blasties!

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quahog

a sort of edible mollusc, also called a cohog

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circle jerk

When a bunch of males sit in a circle and jack off infront of eachother all at the same time. Mostly used for initiations.

george bush

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circle jerk

when guys hang around and jerk off in front of each other. when they are ready to cum, they shoot their load on a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.

all our cocks were hard so we all got in a circle jerk.

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drunk

had to much beers/alcohol and get wasted.

Whitney got drunk at that party last weekend.

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skeg

the losers at school who dress the same walk the same talk the same and act the same as eachother and follow the almighty King of the skegs who goes by the name TOM and they all wear dada jeans bought at the same sorry skate shop and they think they can skateboard but they suck at it...their skateboards are the same too... I HATE THE SKEGS

to kill the skegs we must first attack their king...

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