Dhurgesh

The man, the myth, the legend... Dhurgesh! This absolute mad lad goes by the name of Dhurgesh aka Duke. You may have heard of baby shark or mama shark. But have you heard about the Ciroc shark. NYEAAAH AYEEEEEE! This sexy man has 1 thing on his mind and 1 thing only. His future. He is very smart intelligent and very smart. He knows how to do multiplication and division with a calculator and can even finesse any yute on the court. So if you trynna catch a defazzzzz call 647-717-.... Sike nigga you thought............... but sayless. Dhurgesh is a sweetermans and will sweep any sauga ting off her feet. So if you ever see a wild Dhurgesh, don't forget to say vanakam.

P.S. to all the koothu villakus, go follow ciroc_shark on ig

oddler: Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Dhurgesh: Ciroc shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Toronto wasteyute: Yeooo, you sayin I can talk to that girl
Dhurgesh: Nyeah aye. sayless you got this
Toronto wasteyute: Aight aight. Wish me l-
Dhurgesh: Sike nigga you thought. Your goon ass can't even get a free coffee at mcdonalds

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Rukshana

First off I would like to start off by saying sorry.

Rukshana is one of the sweetest and kindest person you will ever meet. Rukshana is one of the realest {bigga} anyone can ask for. This girl is an absolute mad lad when it comes to education. She will sauce up any math equation and will make any calc equation look like a silly goose. But fammmmm, if you are bad... she is your dad. Rukshana also likes to say sorry for no reason. She believes saying sorry enough times will help her defeat thanos. But c'est impossible. Rukshana also tends to state that she is failing at school when really she is schooling the professor. Rumour has it, she once failed an accounting 101 prof. That prof no longer has a job, wife or child or a home anymore. #savage. But all in all Rukshana is a sicker mans.

P.S. to all the Male Tamil accountants/lawyers/doctors: if you ever single and ready to mingle, hit Rukshana up fam. Like honestly what are you doing with your life right now? You can go find her watching some vijay movie at a theatre near you!

sorry

Tamil yute: Yo Rukshana, how are you doing?
Rukshana: I AM SOOO SORRY
Tamil yute: Wait what????????

Calc professor: Who knows how to compute this equation?
Rukshana: Your mom...
Calc professor:*gets kicked out of uni for being a dumbass*

Toronto wasteman: NYEAH AYE! you sayin u trynna link up at my crib aye

Rukshana: -___-
Toronto wasteman: Say can I get your digits shordy?
Rukshana: pi
Toronto wasteman: Pie?
Rukshana: 3.1415...........
*another Toronto wasteman has been played*

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