Zal

1) a term used for a man with unusually high pectorals;
2) a man who takes significant pride in his sideburns;
3) a man who has had a full beard since the age of 11;
4) an indian man who has more hair on his ass than most people have on their heads
5) a man who dates lesbians
6) a sadistic man who abuses the lesbians in his life
7) a man who refers to himself as AWESOME! or HELLA SICK
8) a man who makes me watch 2girls1cup against my will and holds my head in place if i try to turn away (4/14/08)
9) douchebag (see above)

me: your pecs are too high.
zal: no they aren't! they're AWESOME, just like my AWESOME sideburns!

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