D-Nile River

When you are about to insert your meat stick in either the front or back door and all of a sudden you pre ejaculate in the crevice of your partner crack and now you are in denial. Hence why it’s called D-Nile river! D from your Dick, Nile like the river. Denial because you are ashamed!

I’m so sorry! Your attractiveness caused a D-Nile River running straight to your clean sheets!

throng

Wearing a thong the wrong way

Oops! I put my throng on wrong!

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Chadstache

Another name for a porn stache that only douche bags have!

He’s got a chadstache! Definitely a red flag! 🚩

troggleburf

Just another name for penis!

Dammit Karen! Tell your boyfriend to put his troggleburf away!

Kittery

When a female is masturbating in fear that someone will come home or walk-in. You get jittery and shaky while petting the cat.

I’m experiencing Kittery because my mom will be home at any minute!

See also nutterflies