Boomchaoism

The secular philosphy that believes that the pursuit of awesomeness and enlightment are one and the same.

Boomchaoism is comprised of Four Awesome Truths:

1. All life is lameness and boredom.
2. Lack of awesomeness is the cause of lameness and boredom.
3. A state of non-lameness and boredom can be achieved.
4. The way is the 10 fold path of Boomchaoism.

See also Existentialism

Boomchaoism is the way.

Lincoln Academy

A semi-private school in Newcastle, ME. A pretty nice school with a lot of really smart and fun people. Really it only has three problems: the guidance and development offices are incompetent, the band has to play in a basement and people write rude things about our fine school.

"Lincoln Academy is a fine place to go to school."

"Lincoln Academy's band is better than it's chorus."

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Boomchao

Adjective: Displaying the qualities of awesomeness or being well liked.

Noun: Something or someone that displays the qualities of boomchaoism or boochaocity.

Verb: To perform an action that is awesome.

Also see: Boomchaoism

Adjective: "My friend is so boomchao!"

Noun: "I carry my boomchao around with me everywhere."

Verb: "He boomchoaed the door down with his face."

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