Did I ask?

An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.

“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“

“Did I ask?”

“...shut up Stewart.”

Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Typically used in situations involving lasers, french accents, and a lot of bore ragnarok.

Kevin: “Is derping still a word or is my inner boomer showing?”

Kevin was derping earlier.

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