salt

1. That which causes, or is often blamed for, an individual to act unnecessarily and innapropriately bitter, sad, irritable, or angry, especially in a situation where all other involved parties can remain calm and nonchalant. Derived from the presence of salt in tears, and the high salt content in brain fluids during episodes of high irritation.

2. A statement or action of shameless over-retaliation.

2. The condition of being salty.

3. That which makes things salty.

4. An exclamation used in response to a blatant presence of salt or act of salt.

5. The perfect thing to say to someone to embarrass them after you've pissed them off by being a dick and/or pussy.

Derek is no fun to joke around with, because he has too much salt in his system.

I was giving Derek shit about throwing like a girl, and he punched me in the stomach. But I couldn't even respond to his salt because I was too busy laughing at his girly-ass punch.

"Yo Derek, I had sex with your mom!"
"I'm going to fucking kill you."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...SALT!"

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