Goofed

Being super drunk and unable to control yourself

Friend: I won’t even lie I’m pretty drunk right now

Me: Same dude, I’m fucking goofed

Banj

Banj is another term for weed or most things weed related.

“Let’s go smoke a J.” would be “Let’s go banj.”
“Pass the weed.” would be “Pass the banj.”
“I’m really high.” —> “I’m really banj’d.”
“We’re smoking weed.” —> “We’re banjing.”
“Do you smoke weed?” -> “Do you banj?”