Masturbation
Similar to Drain The Lizard
Iâm off to Drain the Lizard.
-More like heâs gonna Walk the Lizard!
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A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.
Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.
A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.
Providing BS in such an attractive way that people eat it up like ice cream.
She was always stuffing the cone, so I didnât believe the rumors...
A female close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jack is happily married to Jill. At work Jack always goes to lunch with and hangs with Jill. Jill is Jack's Office Wife.
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