Devin

World renouned sex offender originated in Berea Ohio. A stoner, and not even the cool kind. Couldn’t keep a girlfried for more than a few months. Greasy. Shmeat. Eww.

Mom: Devin Robert Smyth, you fucked a girl in the ass without consent!

Devin:I don’t remember, I was high.

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Qariza

The baddest bitch out there, she’s funny, smart, and super hardcore. Everyone loves her and she can take on anyone even if they’re more than twice her size. She is popular among everyone and absolutely perfect!

Girl 1: “ who just punched that senior?!?”
Girl 2: “ oh that’s Qariza, shes hilarious like that”