Narley

it was out there and scary but exciting

jumpin outta a plane or doin a move on ur motorbike!"that shits narley"

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hoo roo

A not-so-common Australian farewell.

See you Monday, alright hoo roo.

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townie

Were to start... Well, townies (chavs, twats, neds in scotland. I also hear they are called trevs in bristol.) They wear tracksuits all the time, often wear gloves as they may be called to rob a house or mug an old woman. They wear that damn burberry pattern all the time (Shirts, hats. It wouldn't suprise me if they had burberry underwear...) They smoke to look hard, only to look hard (Well, i smoke but it's because its one thing that calms me down after run-ins with the scum.) They love to start on normal people, goths and moshers, well basicly everyone. They drive around in 1.1 Vauxhall novas or fiestas with added body kits to make it look like the sports version, which they can't afford on the dole or by mugging old ladies. I think we should start taking back our world from these burberry wearing sheep.

What do you do if you see a townie with half a face? Stop laughing and reload the shotgun

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danke

Something that is cool, chill, and the like.

That car is so danke!!

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bus stop

A safe haven for like-minded rationalists to enjoy thoughtful discourse as well as emotional support; an escape from the judgemental eyes of the shiny-happy world.

Tired of everyone's bullshit attempts to try to save you? Come to the bus stop and hang out with some real people, bid farewell to others catching a bus, and maybe even schedule a bus ride for yourself.

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Australian Rules football

The worlds greatest sport, also known as Aussie Rules and Australian football.

Fast paced, it incorporates the best aspects of all the football codes and the likes of basketball and boxing (unofficially).

It dates back to Melbourne in the 1800s.

Its premier league is in Australia and is the AFL. Amateur leagues exist in many countries including the USA, UK, Denmark, Germany, South Africa, Argentina, New Zealand and the list goes on.

The first amateur world cup, called the International Cup was held in 2002. The second will occur in 2005.

In Australia it is the prominent sport in Victoria, South Australia, Western Australia, Tasmania and the Northern Territory. The ACT and Queensland are coming around, but Sydney still needs work.

It draws greater crowds than Australia's other football codes on a club level (as Australia only plays Aussie Rules once-yearly in compromise rules against Ireland). The Grand Final draws a crowd of 100,000 people.

See for yourself:
www.afl.com.au
www.usfooty.com
www.aflcanada.com
www.nzafl.co.nz
www.barfl.co.uk
www.arfli.com
www.dafl.dk

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one time

South African slang term. An exclamation expressing approval

"Let's hit the beach"
"One time!"

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