BTS

7 beautiful, hot, god-like idiots that ruined my life and is the cause of why my wallet is friggen SCREAMING at me. Members consists of;

Jin: aka the mama bird of the group, a fab princess, mr. Worldwide handsome, windshield laugh.

Suga: also known as Agust D, 'INFIRES', gon' wreck you up with that tongue technology

J-Hope: has nicknames such as J-horse, J-nope and J-dope. And also, Hobi and sunshine. He is also the embodiment of the freaking SUN.

RM/Rapmon: god of destruction, dada bird, leadermon. the most responsible of the group tbh. Done with BTS' english. Ships Yoonmin af

Jimin: PROTECT THIS BABY OMG I SWEAR TO GOD- *ahem* i mean.. A beautiful boy that has the dancing and vocal skills of a god, short, also known as ChimChim (thanks Tony), Mochi, and Christian ChimChim. Has no jams. The jibooty bish-

V: Has a voice lower than my grades. Sweet boi his grandparents died recently ;-; is the world's #1 most handsome person, GOOFY AF

Jungkook: the golden Maknae, annoys his hyungs, a cute-handsome bun. Somehow talented at 95% of the things he does. Makes fun of Jimin for his height but has a soft side for him-

Me: ...i-i.. *SCREE* THIS MV IS FABULOUS

Non-army friend: what are you so excited about?

Me: BTS just released the official MV for Idol!! OMG I'M SOO EXCITED!

Friend: what the hell is BTS?

Me: .....child, come, i'll teach you the ways of an ARMY and all the information about the 7 gods that ruined my life and broke my wallet but in a positive way.