Tangela

Someone who has lost almost all functional cognitive resources, usually as a result of over-indulging in alcohol consumption.

"Did you see how intoxicated Marissa got at the Halloween party? She was acting like such a tangela."

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ucking

1. The relentless craving for donuts or deep fried pastries at all hours of the day

2. When you see someone and you have the undying urge to say 'UCK!'

1. Man, I drove by Krispy Kreme today and now I'm UCKING so hard
2. I couldn't stop ucking when I saw her today. She never wears pants!

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