A Dick-tay-tor ⢠is someone who dick-tates
Person 1:Cum here, here is the new Dick-tay-tor ⢠of the debate club!
Person 2:Are you a dick-tay-tor ⢠because you dick-tate, or do you dick-tate because your a dick-tay-tor
Jemarcus is the holy god of cringe. If you have ever done these things, you are required to worship our almighty god otherwise you will most likely get sacrificed or exiled. If you have ever played Genshin impact, Hsr, Crk, watched any anime, done drugs, done weed, listen to lana del ray or tay tay, and has listened to kpop before, is now apart of Jemanity where on the 4th of the 20th month, we do the happy flour
Person 1: I can't believe my game is glitching, my C5R6 Wanderer from hit game genshin impact is cryo? and apparently didn't hit puberty because he is tiny
Person 2(only applicable if you have friends) : You didn't wish to Jemarcus did you? You filthy traitor
Person 1: I am not joining your triangle scheme
It's like 100 billion but times 40 billion
My Nahida can do quantatillionion damage with no crit, no artifacts, at level 0, and a 360 no scope
Nerd day is essentially when you have a day where you basically speed run all the work you didn't do over a entire week or few to make up for not doing it before
Person 1: I can't believe I spent all day breathing air and existing, tomorrow I am going to have to do a nerd day⢠for all the work I missed
Person 2: I don't give a shit, I am dying
Person 3:Hi dying, I am dad
A religion that is for anyone knows at least what Genshin, Pjsk, Lana del Rey, kpop, sanrio, Ao3, Dream(not in good way), Danganronpa, any anime, crk, drugs and etc is. Essentially, you have to be a loser who is in denial. Our God is Jemarcus and on the 4th of every 20th month is our national holiday.
Person 1: I am about to pull for Scaramouche in the hit game Genshin Impact avaliable on most devices
Person 2: You better pray to Jemarcus and sacrifice your new born to Jemanity before you pull, otherwise the IRS will get you