roostimate

to make a rough estimate.

dude 1: dude how any beers did you drink today?

Dude 2: my roostimate would have to be around 14

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Itchin' for pissin'

When you are irritated and/or agitated from not being able to release your bladder for urination.

Dude 1: "dude I have an itchin' for pissin'."

Dude 2: "why?"

Dude 1: " because their is no where to take a leak!"

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