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Oozing

To be a low functioning member of society, typically slow-moving and displaying overt indifference towards everything. The condition of oozing may last anywhere between several hours to a full weekend, with extreme oozing persisting indefinitely. Exercise is alien to those who ooze, and maintaining any semblance of responsibility is unlikely for the oozer. Oozing is generally synonymous with being hungover. Professional oozers can be described as potheads and/or burnt out medical students.

I watched her chug an entire bottle of wine last night... She's probably oozing her way over to brunch right now.

by AU79 August 20, 2013

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