Nathan

The Noncekage, Leader of the Village Hidden in the Church, the Nonceler, Possessor of the Cat Peen, He Who Touched Jamie's Dog, the Pisser of Ham, Prophet of Weezer, Forger of Stamps, Reason Why All the Paper's Yellow.

Person 1: You see that dude over there?
Person 2: He touched Jamie's dog and dated a 12 year old.
Person 1: Yeah, he's a right Nathan.