Mouthwash

Extremely cheap liquid that is used to disinfect the mouth and to achieve "fresh" breath. Unfortunately this substance is abused by most wagon burners. Despite the cheap price they often steal it from convenience stores, who's shopkeepers let the indians escape for fear they might get stabbed. Upon stealing the mouthwash the indian consumes the entire bottle, resulting in extreme drunkenness (equivalent to drinking 2 cases of beer and smoking 3 joints laced with paint thinner) permanent brain damage, significant abuse to the indian's friends and family, and if lucky, the indian will be arrested where he will get to sleep in a warm bed with working plumbing in jail.

Indian 1: (Heavy accent, lacking most teeth) Man, Damon was fucked lasht night eh'? Anyways, he drank two mouthwash and slept at the shelter.
Indian 2: (Heavy accent, no teeth) Man, I found like 3 smokes on 'da ground by 'da Shell.

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Whopper Wednesday

On this day loyal customers partake in the over-consumption of the meal of the day at the BK Lounge. Side effects of Whopper Wednesdays include and are not limited to: onion fingers, onion breath and whopper jizz (whopper flavoured semen).

Man I should NOT have hit up Whopper Wednesday today. My girl drank my slime and yackshowed from the whopper jizz. Plus I dropped my fucking allowance just to add cheese.

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