revolution

The act of attempting to new growth on a plant by chopping off all its branches.

Ever notice that a few decases after revolutions, the countries' economies go to Hell?

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Tubcat

Without a doubt, this is one of the worst website ever made. Features a horrible design, poor spelling/grammar, painfully bad use of color, and very FAT cats.
If you don't believe me, just type www.tubcat.com and see for yourself.

The owners of the cats shown on the Tubcat site should be jailed for animal cruelty. Nuff said.

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fiction

Something that is not true. A lie.

Science fiction.
Religious text.
Anything a politician says.
99% of what comes out of a woman's mouth.
The fact that presidents get elected by popular vote
Just about every doomsday prediction ever made.
Anything in the tabloids.
Anything on CNN.
UFOs.
Video games.

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street pharmacist

A drug dealer who sells homemade versions of commercial drugs at a much lower price than the store brands.

With the same amount of money I spend for 100 painkiller pills at the store, I can get 500 of the same pills from the street pharmacist.

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tmnt

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Was a good cartoon that appeared in the late 1980s and ended in the early 1990s when some gay show called Power Rangers gained popularity with the kids. TMNT was based on the more violent and graphic comic book series. Featured four turtle ninjas and their rat sensei fighting against the minions of an evil ninja named Shredder.

Cowabunga! Turtle Power!

The first two TMNT movies were pretty cool.

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root

What a plant uses to extract water and nutrients from the soil.

Dandelions are hard to get rid of because their deep roots can break off and regenerate the plant that is pulled out.

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Jehovah's Witnesses

Annoying cult members whose sole purpose is to annoy people by knocking on their doors every week and asking them if they wish to be "saved". Any unfortunate victim who ACTUALLY allows them into their house will be bored to death by their endless rantings about their cult, and their hour-long prayers.

I feel proud that I no longer have to worry about Jehova's Witnesses bothering me ever since I set my dogs on two of their members last year.

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