government

The way it acts is proof that God really doesn't exist after all.

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mortal kombat

A violent, bloody, but fun fighting game series which spawned one of the best videogame-based movies ever. Mainly features a Shaolin warrior called Liu Kang, who must keep the Earth realm safe from interdimensional sorcerers who just want to take over the world and change it to their desires.

Liu Kang put the kicking on Shang Tzung during the last Mortal Kombat tournament.

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George W. Bush

Proof that voting in America can be rigged. Instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies, and made the world hate America even more by starting an illegal oil war in Iraq. He has also succeeded in turning America from a once prosperous nation into a debt-ridden chaos.

Way to go, Dubya.

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digit

A number. Most often referring to a phone number. Singular form of digits.

Hey, sweet thang. Can I get your digits so I can call you?

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propaganda

Lies and fabricated information designed to sway the opinions of people in a desired direction. Specifically designed for the dumb, poorly-educated majority of the targeted population.

Third World countries are highly susceptible to propaganda because most of the people are poor and uneducated.

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organic

Same old crapola, different packaging and marketing, three to six times the cost. Organic foods can also be even more harmful than regular foods because the products are never officially tested for any carcinogens or other harmful products that result from spraying with "organic" pesticides. Also, the methods of organic farming are very wasteful, since it takes quite a while for manure and compost to be absorbed by plants, and pests are allowed to eat the crop, thus causing much lower crop yields on the same amount of land, compared to modern artificial spray-and sprinkle farming methods.

If we devoted all agricultural methods to organic farming, most of the Earth's population would starve to death before any significant results occur.

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Panzer Dragoon

A very innovative and fun to play 3D science fiction/role-playing game/shooter from SEGA. In the game, you, armed with a laser gun, ride on a morphing dragon, and open up a can of whupass at a wide variety of enemies, all Hell-bent on blasting or eating you. Panzer Dragoon was released on the SEGA Saturn in 1995, Panzer Dragoon 2: Zwei in 1996, and Panzer Dragoon Saga/RPG (a.k.a: Azel) in 1997. The fourth game of the series, called Panzer Dragoon Orta, was released for the Microsoft X-Box in 2002.

Basic storyline (you need to play the games in order to fully understand).
It features a post-Apocalyptic future where the abuse of genetic engineering and technology caused the near extinction of the human race. The survivors, scattered across the globe, tried to salvage what useful technology they could find while having to cope with the newly-created monsters which craved human flesh.

I'm glad I never sold my copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga. The gameplay is worth more than the $300.00 I can get by selling it on Ebay.com. Suckers.

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