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Adult Swim

A two to three-hour block on Cartoon Network that has yet to show an adult or mature cartoon.

Although the concept of Adult Swim is a fucking joke, some of the cartoons, such as Sealab and the Oblongs, are well crafted and chock full of humor.

by AYB June 16, 2003

25πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


bootleg

The next best way of getting what you need when the corporations decide to hog their shit.

I had to download bootlegs of every Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo game I was never able to play back when they were available.

by AYB March 8, 2003

58πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


sony

Good at making every electronics device and appliance. But not videogame consoles.

SONY needs to just go back to making its TVs, computers, CD-players, and batteries, instead of wasting its time making shitty Playstation consoles.

by AYB February 19, 2003

131πŸ‘ 258πŸ‘Ž


Sith

The evil version of the Jedi who has embraced the Dark Side of the Force. The Sith were suppressed for one-thousand years by the Jedi Order, until the first three Star Wars movies, when Palpatine/Sideous used deception to rise to power and nearly exterminate the Jedi with the help of Darth Vader, who was once known as Anakin Skywalker.

Darth Vader is an excellent example of a Sith Lord.

by AYB March 7, 2003

133πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


prostitution

THe world's oldest and most successful profession.

Prostitution will never die, despite all efforts by politicians to eradicate it.

by AYB April 8, 2003

574πŸ‘ 278πŸ‘Ž


blackjack

A card game where you basically try to beat the dealer by getting as close to a total of 21 as possible without going over. A picture card and an Ace counts as 21, or Blackjack. This is one of the best games to play when you are in a casino given the low winning advantage of the house.

If the tourists spent more time playing Blackjack, Poker, and Craps, and less time playing the slots, the casinos would be making a whole lot less money.

by AYB October 27, 2003

169πŸ‘ 153πŸ‘Ž


Life

A huge void between conception and death, where souls exist and compete for as long as possible to remain in that void.

When the philosopher finally discovered the meaning of life, he committed suicide before telling everyone else about it.

by AYB June 20, 2003

29πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž