tmnt

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Was a good cartoon that appeared in the late 1980s and ended in the early 1990s when some gay show called Power Rangers gained popularity with the kids. TMNT was based on the more violent and graphic comic book series. Featured four turtle ninjas and their rat sensei fighting against the minions of an evil ninja named Shredder.

Cowabunga! Turtle Power!

The first two TMNT movies were pretty cool.

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computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

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chihuahua

A wimpy, rat-like dog from Mexico. The former poster animal for Taco Bell.

Neighbor 1: Check out my new dog from the animal shelter.
Neighbor 2: That is not a dog. That's a fucking RAT!
Neighbor 1: It's called a chihuahua, dumbass.
Neighbor 2: Oh....I knew that.
Neighbor 1: Yeah right.

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shred

To separate into strands with a sharp blade.

The ninja used his sword to shred the muggers who tried to rob him.

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carnivore

A meat-eater. One who eats animal flesh.

To attempt to make a vegetarian out of your cat or dog would be animal cruelty, since both animals are obligatory carnivores.

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

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Alimony

Basically, she has the legal right to take your house, your money, everything you worked so hard your entire life to get, and your balls.

Nathaniel had to pay alimony to his wife Janetta after two years of marriage, despite the fact that she has already been divorced six times before.

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