teenage mutant ninja turtles

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.

Turtle Power! Cowabunga!

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drought

A period of time when there is little or no rain.

Arizona is now going through yet another year of drought.

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hypocrite

A person who claims to be something that he or she is not. A contradictory person. A two-faced person.

Most Christians are hypocrites.

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Ginger ale

A delicious beverage made from fermented ginger roots that can also help soothe a stomach ache.

After getting indigestion from eating Chinese food, a cup of ginger ale calmed the belly down faster than Tums.

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yeti

Also known as the Abominable Snowman or Bigfoot. Next to impossible to find because it is smart enough to hide from poachers and mad expeditioners who just want fame and fortune.

For centuries, scientists and explorers have been frustrated by their failed attempts to capture the Yeti.

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Harry Potter

It was okay until it became marketed as aggressively as Nintendo's Pokemon franchise. Now every new Harry Potter update is enough to induce severe migraines.

In three years time, parents across America and Europe will be too embarrased to even mention being suckered by the Harry Potter marketers.

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Beavis and Butthead

This masterpiece by Mike Judge was what made MTV worth watching. Forget TRL. Forger Real World. Forget MTV's Cribs. Beavis and Butthead was the best show on MTV. Featured two idiots and their hilariously moronic adventures, and their "reviews" of old songs.

Butthead: Hey Beavis, (uh huh huh huh) let's go toilet-paper Stewart's house (uh huh huh huh huh).
Beavis: (heh heh heh) Cool! And I wanna break something too! (heh heh heh heh)

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