Panzer Dragoon

A very innovative and fun to play 3D science fiction/role-playing game/shooter from SEGA. In the game, you, armed with a laser gun, ride on a morphing dragon, and open up a can of whupass at a wide variety of enemies, all Hell-bent on blasting or eating you. Panzer Dragoon was released on the SEGA Saturn in 1995, Panzer Dragoon 2: Zwei in 1996, and Panzer Dragoon Saga/RPG (a.k.a: Azel) in 1997. The fourth game of the series, called Panzer Dragoon Orta, was released for the Microsoft X-Box in 2002.

Basic storyline (you need to play the games in order to fully understand).
It features a post-Apocalyptic future where the abuse of genetic engineering and technology caused the near extinction of the human race. The survivors, scattered across the globe, tried to salvage what useful technology they could find while having to cope with the newly-created monsters which craved human flesh.

I'm glad I never sold my copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga. The gameplay is worth more than the $300.00 I can get by selling it on Ebay.com. Suckers.

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Adult Swim

A two to three-hour block on Cartoon Network that has yet to show an adult or mature cartoon.

Although the concept of Adult Swim is a fucking joke, some of the cartoons, such as Sealab and the Oblongs, are well crafted and chock full of humor.

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bootleg

The next best way of getting what you need when the corporations decide to hog their shit.

I had to download bootlegs of every Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo game I was never able to play back when they were available.

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sony

Good at making every electronics device and appliance. But not videogame consoles.

SONY needs to just go back to making its TVs, computers, CD-players, and batteries, instead of wasting its time making shitty Playstation consoles.

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DVD

A storage medium capable of holding gigabytes of computer data or hours of high-resolution video. Was considered to be uncrackable by the RIAA and the MPAA until DVD rewritable drives were mass-produced.

Thanks to my new DVD-RW drive, I can finally burn all the bootleg movies I download from the Internet.

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Totally spies

This is anime??? More like pure shit to me. It even has all the annoying cliches and political correctness that clearly seperates it from a REAL anime.

I tried watching Totally Spies and I changed the channel six minutes into the show.

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MSG'd

Can also mean "ripped off by filler substances in the food".

What happens when you leave a restaurant full and arrive home twenty minutes later hungry.

I swear I ate three plates of food at that buffet restaurant, and I'm hungry again. I've been MSG'd

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